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“It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.”

~Woody Allen~

“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”

~Erma Bombeck~

“If... man's faults were written on his forehead, he would draw his hat over his eyes.”

~Thomas Grey~

“If a [girl] rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat.”

~George Bernard Shaw~

“I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours”

~Bernard Berenson~

“Don't hang your hat higher than you can reach”

~Belizean Proverb~

“I carry my own church about under my own hat, said I. 'Bricks and mortar won't make a staircase to heaven. I believe with your Master that the human heart is the best temple.' ”

~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.~